I have come to the conclusion that "baby toys" are the gremlins of the toy world. They are hard to destroy, you can't really ever get rid of them, and linger on Goodwill shelves forever!! (as illustrated)
You can pretty much hear the crickets chirping.
There is a happy ending for the silently judging chick, he does have a new home. He will be joining the Easter/Spring decor at my home, silently judging the alien rabbits.